The life and times of David Dalziel

You have a pet lion?!

A half-truth creates a whole lie
(via broniesagainstbullshit)

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

Pooh or Tigger?

anthonyedwardstarks:

Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.

yasmin-likes-chinchillas:

i have nO liFe

malcolmxing:

Showdown With Zeusby me

malcolmxing:

Showdown With Zeus
by me

nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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limey404:

i yearbooked

i yearbooked hard

have some pines twins, grades 9-12

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me
majoraslegend:

The funniest thing I’ve seen all day oh my god.

majoraslegend:

The funniest thing I’ve seen all day oh my god.