when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
jane in a dress
I CAME IN LIKE AN UNTAGGED TRIGGER
posting here cuz bare butts amarite
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*wheeze* good god it’s beautiful THANK YOU <3
Preppare for ur doom.
im *workin* on a big project
meanwhile have some roxy strida dessie
I was playing battleship with my boyfriend, and this happened, and he got really angry and was telling me it was impossible that he hasn’t sunk anything, and he made me show him my board and I’m still laughing.
you are the future
Give it a second…
More like 15 minutes………
I don’t get it..
oh my fucking god
THIS IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM LAUGHING FOR YEARS
I’ve never spent so long trying to work out a joke.
I’ve also never laughed as hard.
I literally sat there singing through the entire song trying to figure it out.
IM SO ANGRY
god fucking dammit.
i am so fucking pissed
When my sister was little, she had an imaginary friend called Jackie. One Sunday, my great aunt was over and my sister came in, announced to the room that Jackie fell down the stair and died, and left. My great auntie calmly looked up and said “how did she know about that?” Apparently, my great auntie had a little brother called Jack (her mother, who died a little before my sister was born, called him Jackie) and when he was 7, he fell down the stairs, banged his head and died.
When my younger brother was little, he had an imaginary friend named Eyumeeka (Eye-you-meek-a), they were bffs for a long time. One day, my brother got angry and shoved Eyumeeka in the path of my father’s car as he was backing up and killed him. I only knew this because my brother told me with a stone cold expression that he straight up murdered his best friend.
One of my friends has this niece who is the sweetest little girl I’ve ever met, and she has this friend she calls Sam. Sam is, according to her, a very tall man in a black suit, with red eyes and scars all over, and he sits next to her when she sleeps and fights the monsters under her bed. I always thought that was creepy by itself, but the weirdest part to me is the great detail she puts into describing the weapons he uses to kill the monsters.