The life and times of David Dalziel

pantaro:

actual-zackry:

aphamurrica:

dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

That’s true, but you know what else is true?

Over 60 girls and women captured in Nigeria have escaped. We are so much closer to curing HIV and AIDS. Uganda has decriminalized homosexuality (which was punishable by death). Two US states have legalized gay marriage this year (making it 19 states with marriage equality in total), and 12 have struck down their bans and are awaiting approval.  We’re fighting racism and sexism as hard as ever, and more and more representation is available for us in the media. More young people are becoming aware of the great injustice in this world. This war is gonna end soon. An 8-year-old girl has become the first to beat brain cancer. Robin Williams is dead, but he left nothing but laughter and happiness and truth as his legacy. More and more soldiers are coming home to their families. More children are going to go college this year than ever, and that rate is only ever increasing. More girls in the Middle East are going to school, and standing up for their rights, thanks to Malala. Young girls are inventing more and more things that are fucking revolutionizing our world, from everywhere- even in places you don’t expect them to come from.

Today, millions of people will have babies, and kiss the loves of their lives, and get married, and hold hands, and sing in the shower, and have sex, and read books, and laugh (billions of people will laugh today), and tell secrets, and dance, and dream, and get promotions, and write, and draw, and fall in love. 

I know it doesn’t seem like it. I know that you’re tired of this. But have faith. Things are getting better. Believe in humanity. We have come this far. We’re not gonna give up yet. 

YOU ARE AMAZING THANK YOU

Friendly reminder that the world isn’t a bad place to be living in.

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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camel-pimp:

Goodbye.

camel-pimp:

Goodbye.

sketchyhannah:

sunny-yogi:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!" "What are you going to make with it?""Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

Reblogging because this is so lovely :) I definitely smiled.

I love this woman and her cabbage.

sketchyhannah:

sunny-yogi:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

Reblogging because this is so lovely :) I definitely smiled.

I love this woman and her cabbage.

lincolnsensei:

sinbadism:

acrossgust:

im pretty sure this dude’s picture could kick your ass through the computer screen

this dudes hair is currently kicking my ass

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

lincolnsensei:

sinbadism:

acrossgust:

im pretty sure this dude’s picture could kick your ass through the computer screen

this dudes hair is currently kicking my ass

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

stormstouthideout:

the law is in good hands

sir-kingsley:

canadican:

rider-waite:

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY

How could you????

i-am-spades-senpai-and-i:

kankristhighhighs:

thatonecaptor:

tunetechgoghead:

prettyflyforaredspy:

lizawithazed:

oh holy crap this makes sense

oh my god this is good



thii2 ii2 true.


 Hardc9re

He wears his color to make a statement, so it’s double dangerous, because he may also possible off highbloods.
D9u6le hardc9re.

i-am-spades-senpai-and-i:

kankristhighhighs:

thatonecaptor:

tunetechgoghead:

prettyflyforaredspy:

lizawithazed:

oh holy crap this makes sense

oh my god this is good

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thii2 ii2 true.

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 Hardc9re

He wears his color to make a statement, so it’s double dangerous, because he may also possible off highbloods.

D9u6le hardc9re.

watchthelightfade:

xx8lue8loodedxx:

adiostoreadumb:

My favorite picture from the meet yesterday. Kat threw Cal in the air and hE FREAKING CAUGHT THE WIND AND FLEW LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR.

going to new places seeing different faces

watchthelightfade:

xx8lue8loodedxx:

adiostoreadumb:

My favorite picture from the meet yesterday. Kat threw Cal in the air and hE FREAKING CAUGHT THE WIND AND FLEW LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR.

going to new places seeing different faces

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ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

itsraviolibitch:

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

IS HIS NAME HARMON

itsraviolibitch:

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

IS HIS NAME HARMON