The life and times of David Dalziel
Send me “ff+” and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

inboxideas:

requested by anonymous as reversal to this meme.

kumacannon:

waiting for season 2 like

Headcanon

The Breakfast Kingdom is somewhere within Post-Mushroom War Canada.

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contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

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"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

Sentence meme: Princess bride

extraordinary-in-some-way:

  • "As you wish"
  • "Inconceivable!"
  • "My Name is ___ You killed my father, prepare to die!"
  • "Get used to disappointment"
  • "Stop saying that!"
  • "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then I accept!"
  • "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."
  • "Oh you mean this gate key!”
  • "We’ll never survive"
  • "Nonsense! you’re only saying that because no one ever has!"
  • "Have fun storming da castle!"
  • "It’ll take a miracle"
  • "You’ve made your decision then?"
  • "You’re just stalling now"
  • Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…”
  • "Fuss, fuss I think he likes to scream at us"
  • "You have a great gift for Rhyme"
  • "That’s Very comforting, but i’m afraid you’ll just have to wait”
  • "I promise I will not kill you, until you reach the top."
  • "I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women."
  • "Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life."
  • Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.”
  • "I’m not a witch, i’m your wife! and after what you just said I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!"
  • "There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to damage yours."
  • "I’ve seen worse"
  • "Hear this now: I will always come for you"
  • "This is True love, you think this happens every day?"
  • "We are men of action, lies do not become us."
  • "You’ve been mostly dead all day"
  • "Go away or I’ll call the Brute squad!"
  • I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
  • "I told you I would always come for you, why didn’t you wait for me?"
  • "Well…you were dead."
  • "Death cannot prevent love, it can only delay it for a while"
  • "I will never doubt again"
  • "There will never be a need"
  • Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…”
  • Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
  • "Do you always begin conversations this way?"
  • Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!”
  • I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can’t have you follow me either…”
  • "Please understand, I hold you in the highest respects"
  • You’re the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it”
  • Tsk, tsk. That’s hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?”
  • You killed my love”
  • "Possible, I kill a lot of people."
  • "I want my father back you son of a bitch!"
  • "You rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles!"
  •  ”Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.” *gets attacked by a ROUS*
  • "You’re trying to kidnap what i’ve rightfully stolen."
  • "DEATH FIRST!"
  • "Then there will be no one to hear you scream"
  • "Move? you’re alive. if you’d like I can fly."
  • "Humilations galore!"
  • "I donna suppose you could speed things up?"

simonethehuman:

Princess Day!

Watch it now before it airs on CN on Thursday!

Video quality is better on vimeo if it isn’t to your standards through tumblr!

I do not own Adventure Time and I do not make profit. Copyright to Cartoon Network and P. Ward you know the deal, kids. Have fun! <3

ask-strong-bad:

I bring to you, the Homestar Runner Fan Toon, Ghosts of Decemberweens Past!

Like I said, this was supposed to be released on Christmas Day 2013, but we didn’t meet that deadline for several reasons. Instead, you get Decemberween in July! I’m very proud of this toon despite its… untimely release. Please post any and all feedback and/or hate mail in the comments!

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thelovelylunareclipse:

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I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH

I have waited so long for this.

gentlemanbones:

Lucario has gone full Yu-Gi-Oh! antagonist.

"What is he up to? A toy design, top secret cybertronic technology, synthodrone personality and performance upgrades, and teensy junk? What’s he gonna do, throw the world’s weirdest pajama party?"

thebigbangtheorists:

tbbt character appreciation weeks • week seven • sheldon cooper

day four • favourite relationship

8-bit-cookies:

RELEASE THE BEAST! 
New Fanart for this week’s Nostalgia Critic review of ‘The Purge’! (x)
Starring Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray and Tamara Lynn Chambers with special guest Matthew Buck aka Film Brain! 
Hope you like it you crazies! xx

8-bit-cookies:

RELEASE THE BEAST!

New Fanart for this week’s Nostalgia Critic review of ‘The Purge’! (x)

Starring Doug WalkerMalcolm Ray and Tamara Lynn Chambers with special guest Matthew Buck aka Film Brain!

Hope you like it you crazies! xx

braceletswaggproductions:

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

braceletswaggproductions:

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014